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Maid of Money

With the poor side of the house looking like a bomb has hit it due to all the preparation for the latest task, sole-richie Tim must be quite pleased that he's over on the rich side on his own? Well, no, actually he's not.

Having, previously moaned about the standard of living on the poor side of the house, Tim is now unhappy with things over on the other side.

And why's that, you ask? Because he doesn't have a hoover, of course.

Probably used to having a maid, who whips 'round behind him with a feather duster and Dyson, posh boy Tim has bemoaned the lack of a vacuum cleaner on the rich side tonight.

"I can't believe they won't give me a hoover... it's extraordinary!" he whinged, somewhat misplacing his priorities and forgetting that the paupers hardly have any food, let alone electrical cleaning apparatus.

Relaying his earlier conversation with Big Bro, he told the paupers how the all-seeing power had re-iterated that the show was 'back to basics' and that no electrical objects would be supplied.

He accepted that, but in-keeping with his real-life toff status, enquired of the powerful one, "Do you want to lock me out of the bedroom for two hours and get someone in; it really needs a good hoover?"

Blimey, what is the (Big Brother) world coming to?!

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