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He's well known for his many hygiene rants, but could the 'King of Clean' have let out a dirty big fart today?!

Sat eating his late breakfast in the vicinity of Jade, PJ and Adele, a loud noise was heard to emanate from the area of Alex.

And it was a ripper! A full three seconds in length and with a fluctuating rasp, the like of which hasn't been heard in the house since Spanky left on Day 29. What an animal!

But wait a minute... according to the shifty-looking model, that wasn't a rip-roaring fart, it was merely the air escaping from his balloon, 'whoopee cushion' style.

Yeh right, we know flatulence when we hear it Alex. After all, we're used to hearing you talk a lot of hot air!

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