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Cannibal Lecture
Being a pauper obviously doesn't agree with PJ, who has hinted
today that he may soon have to resort to cannibalism!
The Brummie law man, who has been likened to Hannibal Lecter
by some fans, started-off the morbid conversation by painting
a scene reminiscent of the film 'Alive.'
"If you knew you were going to die, or had a very strong
feeling that you would... and you were in a deserted place...
covered in snow, and all you've got is a little gas cooker.",
he said, continuing with:
"There's no protein or minerals from the land, but you've
got Band Aids... what would you go for first, a finger or
something?"
Kate and Jonny both pulled faces at the sheer thought of
chomping into themselves, however Jade was less fazed, declaring,
"I'd go for a leg."
But PJ, who rather worryingly seems to have considered the
scenario in detail, was quick to point out that the leg wouldn't
last long.
Um, he's going stir crazy in there... let's just hope he
doesn't mistake the chickpeas and water for fava beans and
chianti, or someone's in trouble!
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