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The Learned One

This morning, certified 'chipstick' Jade has been recalling everything she's learnt during her 32 days in the Big Brother house.

She began by saying how can now do a kick-up... and when she says 'a' kick-up, she's not far off the mark having managed to do just 3 in the World Cup Mini-Task of day 19!

The mouthy Londoner then detailed how, "I also know what a verruca is," and, "I know that chickens don't eat cheese." To the latter, PJ mockingly said, "That's useful," but the sarcasm went unnoticed.

Then, after a long list of her learnings, the obligatory Jadeisms inevitably started to creep in.

"I've learned never to judge a book before you read it," she boasted, before Adele corrected her. "You mean judge a book by its cover."

"I know Mother Theresa was a nurse," Jade added, before Adele corrected her once more by barking, "A nun!"

But, in recalling her own achievements, Jade simply couldn't resist the temptation to slag off the housemate that had 'nicked her favourite phrase. Yes, you've guessed it Sophie!

"At least I don't pretend I know everything, like 'Alright Mate'..." said Jade, who doesn't seem to have learnt anything from receiving a Strike and could be heading for more if she continues her relentless comments.

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