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Big Brother has given Adele a ticking off for 'borrowing' some of Alex's laxative powder.

The two housemates have become quite a pair, bonding with each other and generally relaxing on the 'rich' side of the House.

But they obviously can't relax that much, as both are struggling with - for want of a better phrase - faulty back passages. Adele measured herself out a dose of the powder to help her release her cargo, but Big Brother hauled her into the Diary Room and warned her not to dabble with other housemate's medication.

The conversation prior to this was nothing if not frank, with both housemates detailing the exact nature of their internal traffic jams.

"Alex, do you think I'd be able to borrow some of that stuff you use to help you go to the toilet? I feel really bunged up," began the chat.

Off went Alex with a 'state of the constipation' monologue. "The Doc said to me, when you get full you will empty yourself," he said launching into this debate with a curious relish. I know it sounds terrible to talk about it, but when I go I have a couple of bomb drops and I go. I've found, when I have a full load, I have four or five bomb drops over a space of 20 minutes."

Adele was clearly not aware of the 'bomb drop' scenario. For her, doing her duty was more of an in-out job. "Whenever I go, I just go," she said.

Alex then spoke some words of wisdom that will doubtless stay with Adele for ever. "Nature always finds a way, " he told her.

"Take seahorses, for example. Some of them start off life as males, then as soon as they fertilize the females they change completely. I'm not saying you're a seahorse."

And these two are supposed among the more sensible members in the House!

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