|
BB3 Latest News <<
Bedtime Banter
Continuing their daytime camaraderie, the poor side of the
House engaged in some saucy banter as they snuggled up in
their beds.
Showing how they've been brought together in the face of
hardship, the group started off by ensuring they were all
tucked up properly under their blankets, with Alex telling
Jade she should be sure to stay beneath her sheets.
After some general chitchat about the House divide the conversation
inevitably turned to more sordid matters! Resident nookie-lover
PJ piped up into the darkness, "Jade just asked if I
needed one!"
"I did not!" Came the indignant reply. "If
you're going to do it, turn the lights on first," came
Alex's response, which was heralded by shrieks of laughter.
The innuendos continued when Spencer asked Adele if she was
comfortable sleeping in the middle. "Why?" Quipped
Alex, "Would you prefer the top or the bottom Spencer?"
"I didn't mean that!" Spencer chuckled, "I
meant her having her bed in the middle!"
The Cambridge lad then offered a few suggestions to spice
up their time in the House. "Let's have a naked day!"
He exclaimed, only to add a few seconds later, "or perhaps
we should just wear pants."
Undeterred he continued, "If they turned the cameras
off we could have some rumpy pumpy." But no one took
him up on the suggestion, as they were more wrapped up in
Alex's chat about the chickens' toilet habits.
"How can something so small be so full of s**t?"
He questioned, prompting Adele to suggest he eats some of
the chicken food to cure his much talked about constipation.
"But then I might lay an egg," the model mused.
"You'll either lay an egg or it'll kill you," Spencer
added helpfully. "I'll put some in your porridge tomorrow,"
Adele suggested, while Alex giggled helplessly.
"You're quite funny," Spencer told him. "If
you give me a chance to stop whingeing I'm quite a funny guy,"
came his reply, which was met by even more raucous guffaws.
The giggling fivesome's banter was in stark contrast to the
housemates in the rich side of the House, who all sloped off
to bed with barely a whisper between them!
Don't forget to check back soon
for more Latest News <
back top
|