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Just Who WILL Enter The House Later Today?
Alright, so The Sun had their fun when they "revealed"
the BB12 a couple of days ago, but were those the actual
Big Brother 4 contestants; the ones we'll see entering the
house for the first time later tonight? In a word, NO.
In our opinion, that story was a classic case of FBI-style
misinformation, whereby Big Bro 'accidentally-on-purpose'
leaked out the info and pretended that it'd been stolen and
sold by staff. The sly bugger!
So, that leaves us with the prospect of continued speculation
for the rest of the day as-to who the real BB12 are likely
to be.
In our efforts to get the lowdown on this year's contestants,
we've sent midgets into air ducts and tried sneaking into
buildings dressed-up as Security. So what juicy 'Top Secret'
info have we managed to get for you? Aha, now that
would be telling (read: yes, you guessed it, nothing!)
All we can say is that there might be a 23-year-old gay guy
going into the house this year. There could even be an ex-Eton
schoolboy. Perhaps a lap dancer will walk through those famous
doors, just as in BB2? Or maybe a 'white witch' is set to
enter the house and cast a spell compelling you to keep her
in?
All spooky stuff and frankly, all speculation. And what about
the rumoured 'scouser, ex-squaddie and overly-fat bloke? Sorry,
just more vague speculation.
In fact, in true Mystic Meg style we consulted our crystal
ball earlier today and are quietly confident that at least
one housemate will have hair. We reckon that another will
sport the full compliment of teeth. We also predict that one
housemate will be reee-ally annoying and have you reaching
for phone to give them 'boot within a matter of days!
Actually, the latter doesn't require the use of a crystal
ball at all, it simply relies on the fact that the producers
have done a good job and found us an interesting bunch to
watch this year.
Oh, and one last thing, please remember not to vote-out the
best characters early; a classic mistake made by BB fans countless
times since the first series in 2000. Last year, Jade was
'doing everyone's head in' by Day 2 but you showed great restraint
by keeping her in, right 'til the end. And almost undeniably,
the series was all-the-better for it.
Thinking back to BB3, we at BBO feel that Alison should definitely
have had a longer run than she did. So let's keep the fun
people, the real characters, the nutters and the b@stards
in, and ditch the dullards in the early stages. After
all, although intriguing at first, was it really worth keeping
Sandy over big Ali at the second eviction?
We can't wait to find-out the identity of the chosen ones
and luckily, with just a matter of hours to go until they
enter the house, we don't have-to wait for too much longer.
Don't forget to check back soon
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